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    Looks like Teddi was in it for the rough sex after all.



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    TWO-FACED TEDDI

    (With A Spine Like Spaghetti)

    by CGO



    South of the border
    In a back-alley bar
    She was pouring tequila for tips
    Talking rich gringos out of their pants
    And dreaming of big nigger dicks



    A picture of Barry hung up on her wall
    She used to dream of his fist in her clit
    Six-foot-four
    And one butt-ugly whore
    But the drunks liked to cum on her tits



    CHORUS: Two-Faced Teddi
    With a spine like spaghetti
    Six-foot-four
    200-pound tramp
    With a chihuahua named Paco
    She likes to feed tacos
    And a crackpipe by her lava lamp
    She looks like a gorgon
    But ol' Captain Morgan
    Helps her turn the odd trick or two
    Two-Faced Teddi
    With a spine like spaghetti
    Some folks say she's really a Jew



    Johnny The Queen
    Was a part of the scene
    That went on in that two-bit dive
    He took it in the butt
    But talking to cheap sluts
    Made him kinda feel alive




    He was Barry's butt-boy
    His pride and his joy
    He loved to suck on that half-breed dick
    Teddi got the idea(r)
    To seduce that queer
    And end up as Barry's next trick



    She said: "Johnny, I know you're a faggot."
    "You like taking dick and giving head."
    "You may be as tan as the sand in Japan
    But I'll spank your ass beet-red!"
    "While I fuck your butt with my strap-on
    And call you a bad little girl."
    "I"m Two-Faced Teddi
    With a spine like spaghetti
    And I'm guaranteed to rock your world!"



    REPEAT CHORUS



    So Johnny went up to her bedroom
    And she hog-tied him there on the floor
    Put her Size 50 panties on top of his head
    And proceded to back out the door
    He couldn't see shit in the darkness
    But he knew that his ass wasn't sore
    With her stench in his teeth
    He soon fell asleep
    With blue balls
    He started to snore



    Meanwhile, back at Barry's apartment,
    The jizm was starting to fly
    He bit her fat tits
    And he fist-fucked her clit
    And he shot a big load in her eye
    Then Teddi said: "Barry, I can't understand
    What you needed that fairyboy for."
    "I'm Two-Faced Teddi
    With a spine like spaghetti
    And you'll never find a better whore!"



    Yeah, she's Two-Faced Teddi
    With a spine like spaghetti
    She's just a dirty beaner whore



    REPEAT CHORUS



    ---CGO 10/16/2013.

    http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...=9551#post9551
    IF YOU STILL LOVE AMERIKA, YOU'RE A NIGGER-LOVER!!! ---CGO. 1/20/'09.



    "Lay down your silver and your gold
    I am a man who won't be sold
    And even when my heart grows cold
    I'll curse your evil stranglehold."---Horslips, from "Trouble With A Capital 'T'", 1977.
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