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The Bromance Continues: Biden Lets Obama Pilot Drone Into Syria For Old Times' Sake

The Bromance Continues: Biden Lets Obama Pilot Drone Into Syria For Old Times' Sake

March 26th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

https://babylonbee.com/news/touching...ld-times-sake?
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The dynamic duo is at it again!

Former President Barack Obama visited his old buddy Joe Biden at the White House today for the first time. The two threw back a few beers in the Oval Office, reminiscing on the good old days when they opposed gay marriage, put kids in cages, and bombed the Middle East relentlessly.

"Come here, Barry -- I have a special treat for you," Biden said as he brought him into the drone control room he had built next to the Oval Office for easy access. "Close your eyes... wait... wait... now, open them!"

"Oh, Joe -- you shouldn't have!" Obama said, tearing up at the touching gesture as he beheld the Predator drone controls. "Man, it feels like just yesterday it was me and you against the world, old pal. Well, me and you against all the brown people, anyway."

"Go ahead - give it a whirl!" Biden said. "What'll it be? An American citizen? A hospital?"

"You know, I'm gonna go old school and hit a wedding," Obama said, settling behind the controls. He expertly navigated the drone and killed dozens of Middle Easterners with the push of a button. "Love you, buddy," Obama said as the two hugged goodbye. "Don't be a stranger!"

Awwww, we love these two! Let the bromance continue!

And we speak for all of us when we say: we really needed this return to normalcy!

[She Meercat]

Yellowstone Says They May Soon Let Buffalo Stop Wearing Masks

Yellowstone Says They May Soon Let Buffalo Stop Wearing Masks

April 28th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com


https://babylonbee.com/news/yellowst...-wearing-masks
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YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WY—The CDC has released new guidelines that have eased up slightly on mask-wearing, saying the fully vaccinated don’t need masks while in small gatherings with other fully vaccinated people outside. This slight loosening of restrictions has now caused Yellowstone National Park to consider ending the requirement that all buffalo wear masks.

The masking requirement for buffalo has been controversial since it was first adopted in March of last year. Many feel it ruins nature pictures to see wildlife in masks. Also, some see it as unnecessary since the buffalo are all outside and are buffalo.

Still, Yellowstone had defended the decision. “The fact is,” said Yellowstone Park Director and Founder Bob Yellowstone, “they are gathering in large groups, which everyone knows is a COVID risk factor. Now, you can cite all your ‘science’ about mitigating risk factors such as their being outside and not being human, but it just looks bad for them not to wear masks in a pandemic. If people see them maskless, they may say, ‘I guess I don’t need one either, as I’m also a mammal.’”

Despite this, Yellowstone is saying they are considering now removing the buffalo mask requirement. As for the other controversial requirement -- having the bears wear ties, which was initially part of a 2010 cross-promotion for the Yogi Bear movie -- they say they’ve just gotten used to that and have no plans to end it.
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Bad Dog! Major Biden Gives Nuclear Codes To China In Exchange For A Milk-Bone

Bad Dog! Major Biden Gives Nuclear Codes To China In Exchange For A Milk-Bone

May 7th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com


https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-dog-...or-a-milk-bone
http://christian-identity.net/forum/...2851#post22851
http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...2851#post22851

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WASHINGTON D.C.—President Joe Biden’s dog Major is in more trouble, as he has once again bitten a member of the White House staff. Major’s misbehavior didn’t end there, though, as he was also soon after caught by the FBI while handing over nuclear codes to the Chinese in exchange for a Milk-Bone dog treat.

“He apparently got spooked by a staffer and bit him,” said a White House aide who asked to be anonymous so Major wouldn’t bite him, too. “You just have to be really careful around him. And you have to not leave nuclear codes lying around, because he will just grab those and head straight to the Chinese.”

Major was grilled by the FBI on what arrangement he had with the Chinese, and when that got really intense, he bit one of the FBI agents as well. Eventually, the FBI decided on a punishment, which was to stare down Major and tell him he’s a “bad dog.” This caused Major to whimper, and everyone soon wondered if the punishment was too harsh.

While most consider Major's misbehavior simply the result of taking a dog and placing him in a stimulating and unfamiliar environment (a condition that often causes dogs to both lash out and commit treason), there are more worries now that Biden plans to introduce a cat to the White House, as cats are widely acknowledged to be nothing more than furry demons of pure evil who desire nothing more than the pain and suffering of all those around them (along with occasional pets).

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Here Are The Vaccine Incentives Being Offered In Each Of The 50 States

Here Are The Vaccine Incentives Being Offered In Each Of The 50 States

May 14th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com


https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccine-...-all-50-states
http://christian-identity.net/forum/...2889#post22889
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All the states are now offering insane, mind-blowing, once-in-a-lifetime offers to get you vaccinated. From lottery prize winnings to burgers and fries, all these prizes can be yours if you just go get the jab.

Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states:

Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling.

Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone.

Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.”

Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light.

California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California.

Colorado - Free bag of marijuana and an industrial-sized case of Doritos.

Connecticut - A crappier version of whatever New York is giving away.

Delaware - 10 free copies of Hunter Biden’s book.

Florida - Entered for a chance to win a trip to Mar-a-Lago where you'll get to kiss Trump’s ring in person.

Georgia - Free tickets to the MLB All-Star game.

Hawaii - Grass hula skirt and Mazie Hirono-cancelling headphones.

Idaho - Free bag of potatoes. You can boil them, mash them, or perhaps stick them in a stew.

Illinois - Free bullet-proof vest.

Indiana - Lottery for the chance to play one down of football for Notre Dame this fall.

Iowa - Coupon for a free order of fried butter at Iowa State Fair.

Kansas - Free double-wide trailer and dog that barks constantly.

Kentucky - Enough performance-enhancing drugs to split between you and a horse.

Louisiana - Free house that has never been underwater or anything of the sort.

Maine - Stephen King will autograph your vaccine scar while ranting about Trump.

Maryland - “Got Crabs?” t-shirt and a personal detective to investigate your murder.

Massachusetts - Free bowl of clam chowder and a $5 Dunkin coupon.

Michigan - Free abandoned house in downtown Detroit.

Minnesota - Free admission to the police academy.

Mississippi - Free all you can eat pass at Golden Corral.

Missouri - Chance to play starting shortstop for the Kansas City Royals.

Montana - Free buffalo.

Nebraska - Entered into a drawing to win a John Deere T670 combine harvester.

Nevada - $20 free slot play at the Golden Nugget.

New Hampshire - A crappier version of whatever Massachusetts is giving away.

New Jersey - Entry into a drawing to win a house in a state that’s not New Jersey.

New Mexico - Free migrant child.

New York - Free can of mace to fight off handsy governors.

North Carolina - A chance to become one of Stephen Furtick’s disciples.

North Dakota - Box of 12-gauge pheasant ammo.

Ohio - One free trip through Cleveland in bulletproof Hummer.

Oklahoma - Horseback archery lessons with Elizabeth Warren.

Oregon - Antifa will still burn down your business, but they will feel bad about it now.

Pennsylvania - Free pin-up calendar featuring Dr. Rachel Levine.

Rhode Island - Whatever Connecticut is offering, but smaller.

South Carolina - Constant IV drip of sweet tea straight into your veins.

South Dakota - Your face up on Mt. Rushmore.

Tennessee - Choice of either a new set of teeth or tickets to Graceland assuming it’s not considered racist yet.

Texas - Free AR-15 with a cute little cowboy hat on top.

Utah - Three free wives with each injection.

Vermont - Free pair of Bernie Sanders mittens.

Virginia - Invite To Governor Northam’s Next "Antebellum" Party.

Washington - Seat on CHAZ city council.

West Virginia - Carton of menthol cigarettes.

Wisconsin - Signed photograph of Packers QB Aaron Rogers.

Wyoming - Free seat in U.S. House of Representatives.

And even the almost-states are offering incentives:

Washington, D.C. - Every vaccinated person gets to become their own state.

Well? Go get your free stuff!

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