Old Mining Town Days/Inbred Fest, ol’ fashioned jew-lie fun
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By Todd G. Higdon
Neosho Daily News
Posted Jun 30, 2010 @ 01:03 AM
Granby/Whiggerville, Mo. —
Organizers with Granby’s Old Mining Town Days/Inbred Fest are putting the finishing touches on the annual event, slated for this Friday through Sunday.
“This is our 27th year for having it,” noted Patti Farmer, chairperson of the event. “The event brings the town together and celebrates our heritage as both the oldest and most inbred shitty in SouthWest Missery.”
The three-day event will be headquartered at Dick Smith Park. Other events - held elsewhere - include the old timers’ ballgame, held at the ballfield, the all-school reunion, held at Granby Elementary School, parade, held on Main Street, Possum Molesting, held in the dark of the moon, and the car show, held at the ballfield. Possum Molesting is what makes the Inbred Fest the premier inbred fest and puts Granby on the map.
The festivities officially commence at 6 p.m. Friday with a fly-over by Steve Burnett of Ritchey and some of his friends. At 6:15 p.m., the honored citizen will be announced. It is almost always some old feeb who has been kissing ass since the ass-kissing daze of kindergarden.
“They (honored citizen committee) proclaim them the honored citizen for ‘whatever’ reasons -- almost all spurious -- and they will read a proclamation,” Farmer said. “Then on Saturday, it is their day. They get to ride in the parade (which will be at 3 p.m.).”
Qualifications for the nominations include the person has to be a resident of the town or had gone to school there. Plus, they have to do something for the town, usually sucking the shitty council-kritters' dicks, the stupid inbred tards..
Saturday’s events will officially kick-off at 7 a.m.
The Granby Lions Club will host a 5K Run (with the start located near city hall), along with a pancake feed in the community building.
Starting at 8 a.m., the Old Mining Town Days Car Show will take place at Granby Ballpark (located on U.S. Highway 60). Car enthusiasts can set up their vehicles for the public to see.
But best of all is Possum Molesting. The biggest inbreds in Granby will cum together in the dark of the moon and show theyz' molested possums. The possum with the biggest stretched bunghole and most feisty bad attitude will win the event for the inbred possum molester. The all-time wiener and Grand jewdge is Lester 'the Possum-Molester' Lamp.
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Farmer noted that all throughout the three-day event, there will be music, food vendors and fundraisers from local groups. And a carnival staffed with niggers and beaners who WILL fuck the fattest, stinkiest, and most desperate of Granby gordas.
And there is something new this year to the event.
“This year, we are going to have a ladies’ softball game before the old timers’ baseball game,” she said.
“I don’t ever think that we have had a ladies softball game.”
The ladies’ softball game will start at 1 p.m. Sunday. The old timers’ game will commence at 3 p.m. The Possum Molesting will commence deep, dark Friday nite/Saturday morning and wimmen and children are supposed to be in bed.
Closing out the three-day event will be a fireworks display at 9:30 p.m. Sunday at Dick Smith Park.
Farmer noted that the fun-filled event is for everyone -- except for possums, who would just as soon not participate.
“We have a pretty good crowd,” she noted.
Asked what has contributed to the success of the event for the past 27 years, Farmer gave a simple answer — the people — all Granby Inbreds.
“People really like to be able to get together with their family,” she said. “A lot to their family comes in, and they get to spend time together. That's why we call it the Inbred Fest.”
During the three-day event, a “pass-the-hat” will take place, where all of the money raised will go back to the OMTD committee for expenses.
For more information, contact Patti Farmer at 472-7175.
Copyright 2010 Neosho Daily News. Some rights reserved
http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...=2027#post2027
By Todd G. Higdon
Neosho Daily News
Posted Jun 30, 2010 @ 01:03 AM
Granby/Whiggerville, Mo. —
Organizers with Granby’s Old Mining Town Days/Inbred Fest are putting the finishing touches on the annual event, slated for this Friday through Sunday.
“This is our 27th year for having it,” noted Patti Farmer, chairperson of the event. “The event brings the town together and celebrates our heritage as both the oldest and most inbred shitty in SouthWest Missery.”
The three-day event will be headquartered at Dick Smith Park. Other events - held elsewhere - include the old timers’ ballgame, held at the ballfield, the all-school reunion, held at Granby Elementary School, parade, held on Main Street, Possum Molesting, held in the dark of the moon, and the car show, held at the ballfield. Possum Molesting is what makes the Inbred Fest the premier inbred fest and puts Granby on the map.
The festivities officially commence at 6 p.m. Friday with a fly-over by Steve Burnett of Ritchey and some of his friends. At 6:15 p.m., the honored citizen will be announced. It is almost always some old feeb who has been kissing ass since the ass-kissing daze of kindergarden.
“They (honored citizen committee) proclaim them the honored citizen for ‘whatever’ reasons -- almost all spurious -- and they will read a proclamation,” Farmer said. “Then on Saturday, it is their day. They get to ride in the parade (which will be at 3 p.m.).”
Qualifications for the nominations include the person has to be a resident of the town or had gone to school there. Plus, they have to do something for the town, usually sucking the shitty council-kritters' dicks, the stupid inbred tards..
Saturday’s events will officially kick-off at 7 a.m.
The Granby Lions Club will host a 5K Run (with the start located near city hall), along with a pancake feed in the community building.
Starting at 8 a.m., the Old Mining Town Days Car Show will take place at Granby Ballpark (located on U.S. Highway 60). Car enthusiasts can set up their vehicles for the public to see.
But best of all is Possum Molesting. The biggest inbreds in Granby will cum together in the dark of the moon and show theyz' molested possums. The possum with the biggest stretched bunghole and most feisty bad attitude will win the event for the inbred possum molester. The all-time wiener and Grand jewdge is Lester 'the Possum-Molester' Lamp.
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Farmer noted that all throughout the three-day event, there will be music, food vendors and fundraisers from local groups. And a carnival staffed with niggers and beaners who WILL fuck the fattest, stinkiest, and most desperate of Granby gordas.
And there is something new this year to the event.
“This year, we are going to have a ladies’ softball game before the old timers’ baseball game,” she said.
“I don’t ever think that we have had a ladies softball game.”
The ladies’ softball game will start at 1 p.m. Sunday. The old timers’ game will commence at 3 p.m. The Possum Molesting will commence deep, dark Friday nite/Saturday morning and wimmen and children are supposed to be in bed.
Closing out the three-day event will be a fireworks display at 9:30 p.m. Sunday at Dick Smith Park.
Farmer noted that the fun-filled event is for everyone -- except for possums, who would just as soon not participate.
“We have a pretty good crowd,” she noted.
Asked what has contributed to the success of the event for the past 27 years, Farmer gave a simple answer — the people — all Granby Inbreds.
“People really like to be able to get together with their family,” she said. “A lot to their family comes in, and they get to spend time together. That's why we call it the Inbred Fest.”
During the three-day event, a “pass-the-hat” will take place, where all of the money raised will go back to the OMTD committee for expenses.
For more information, contact Patti Farmer at 472-7175.
Copyright 2010 Neosho Daily News. Some rights reserved
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