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    Cool Some Parody Songs

    I posted this first one last Fourth of Jew-Lie, but I thought I'd re-post it today as well. It's called "North Mexican National Anthem", but it may as well have been called "The Whigger National Anthem".



    NORTH MEXICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

    by CGO



    Even though a wetback took the job
    I've worked at all my life
    Even though a dirty, smelly nigger
    Ran off with my wife
    Even though my daughter's got the clap
    And my son says he's "gay"
    I'll never lift a finger
    'Gainst the good old JewSA



    CHORUS #1: And I'm proud to live in North Mexico
    Where I'm the minority
    And I'll gladly suck ol' Hymie's sack
    And drink his kosher pee
    And I'll proudly cave your skull right in
    If you dare to disagree
    Cause I hate my race
    And ZOG's my god
    I worship my TV



    From the fags of Minnesota
    To the nigs of Tennessee
    To the wetback hordes of Texas
    Who'll soon get amnesty
    From the dykes up in Alaska
    To the Commies in L.A.
    They're all glad that ZOG protects their ass
    And no White stands in their way



    CHORUS #2: And they're proud to live in North Mexico
    Where they're the majority
    And they'll gladly lick ol' Hymie's sack
    And drink his kosher pee
    And they'll gladly cave your skull right in
    If you dare to disagree
    Cause they hate your race
    And ZOG's their god
    They worship their TV



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    Now this one is about a specific type of whigger: The verminous inbreds of West Virginia and Kentucky, descendants of Scots-Irish "indentured servants", (White slaves) who supported Rotten Clit during the 2008 Presidential Primaries. It's called "I'm A Good Old Racist", but, really, it probably should've been called "I'm A Good Old Whigger".



    I'M A GOOD OLD RACIST

    (to the tune of that old Reconstruction hymn, "I'm A Good Old Rebel")

    by CGO



    Oh, I'm a good old racist
    A Southern Democrat
    I won't vote for no nigger
    That's all there is to that
    I'm married to my sister
    My nephew is my son
    But I'll vote for a femroid
    Cause I'm so fuckin' dumb



    Ain't got no indoor plumbin'
    Nor fancy shootin' irons
    I love to see them dirty
    "Right-wing extremists" dyin'
    Their guns cost too much money
    That ain't no fuckin' lie!!!
    And, if you can afford 'em,
    You're "rich", and you must die



    I love Slick Willy Clinton
    Like my ol' namesake, Sut.
    He got a lot of women
    And fucked 'em in the butt
    I voted for him twice't
    In '96 and '92
    It's nice to have somebody
    That's more fucked up than you



    I love to think of Waco
    It stiffens up my rod
    That dirty, long-haired faggot
    Who claimed that he was God
    They turned him into charcoal
    While on my dick I yanked
    I shot my load of jizm
    When they crushed those kids with tanks



    Oh, I'm a good old racist
    Big words just make me mad
    Cause I can't understand 'em
    And that makes me feel bad
    I won't vote for no nigger
    Especially one that's clean
    To hear one speak good English
    Just makes me feel so mean



    He said that I was "bitter"
    That makes me so angry!!!
    But wouldn't you be bitter
    If you were shit like me?
    I'll stay home in November
    If Sambo gets the nod
    I'll watch old tapes of Waco
    And spank my filthy rod



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    This one's about how the Magical Negro actually won the election.




    WHEN THE STOCKS FELL

    (to the tune of the Skrewdriver classic, "The Snow Fell", more or less)

    by CGO



    He's just an ape
    Born in Kenya and raised overseas
    Bound and determined
    To bring the West to its knees
    They wouldn't even let him vote
    If he had told us the facts
    But his kosher friends
    In the media covered his tracks



    The son of a spear-chucking buck
    And a White whore who sold out her race
    With a little help from his friends
    He's become the future's new face
    Anyone who opposed him
    Was branded a racist
    And shamed into silence
    And most of them just backed down
    For fear of ghetto-ape violence



    And now this illegal immigrant
    Runs the whole damn machine
    ZOGbots salute him
    As he dances with his She-Ape Queen
    He sits there like a king
    Thinking he can enslave all the races
    But he's just an ape
    With some friends in very high places



    CHORUS #1: When the stocks fell
    The folks needed someone to blame
    When the stocks fell
    McCain looked like more of the same
    When the stocks fell
    People doubted the nation's survival
    And the stocks fell
    And elected McCain's only rival



    He spent five years
    Sitting in a cage in North Vietnam
    Where he betrayed
    All his buddies, their dads and their moms
    They tortured his ass
    Until the Commies became his best friends
    He sold out his country
    But the flaggots still venerate him



    He fights for the wetback
    And damns the Confederate flag
    Casting his lot
    With the niggers, Commies, and fags
    He gave Southrons the finger
    After he lost in South Carolina
    Yeah, that really took guts
    Hell, he's just a spoiled little whiner



    Conservatives hate him
    Because he supports amnesty
    And seems to favor
    A socialist economy
    When he got the nod
    Everyone thought the folks would stay home
    For he was McCain
    And his treachery was well-known



    REPEAT CHORUS #1



    On a warm August day
    He announced his choice for VP
    And she had some tits
    He was ready to make history
    His polls began to rise
    As the ape's past mistakes were revealed
    And it seemed that his breech
    With the Right had finally healed



    Then, one day in September,
    Another Chicago coon,
    Fannie Mae's chairman said:
    "We's broke!" "We needs a bailout soon!"
    The stocks started dropping like flies
    And the nation was holding its breath
    Our economy soon took a dive
    As the media talked it to death



    And the thing they don't want you to know
    Is this man was Obama's good friend
    And it sure helped his buddy's campaign
    When Fannie claimed bankruptcy then
    A panicked populace quckly forgot
    All about "lipstick on a pig"
    And, with the media leading the way,
    They all rallied behind the half-nig



    CHORUS #2: When the stocks fell
    The talking heads ranted and raved
    When the stocks fell
    They said only Obama could save us
    When the stocks fell
    They blamed the free market ideal
    And the stocks fell
    Now we've got an ape for a leader



    REPEAT CHORUS #1
    IF YOU STILL LOVE AMERIKA, YOU'RE A NIGGER-LOVER!!! ---CGO. 1/20/'09.



    "Lay down your silver and your gold
    I am a man who won't be sold
    And even when my heart grows cold
    I'll curse your evil stranglehold."---Horslips, from "Trouble With A Capital 'T'", 1977.

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    Talking Blast from the past...

    Here are a few parody songs that I wrote about the sundry fucktards that ran for President back in 2012.



    Kinda dated now, but still funny as hell.



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    THEY MAY BE RIGHT



    (The Ballad Of Rick Perry)



    (to the tune of Billy Joel's "You May Be Right")



    by CGO







    One Thursday night
    I called you "heartless"
    Two weeks later
    I said I was sorry
    Herman Cain had trashed me out
    By then
    I was shooting from the hip
    Didn't think I'd made a slip
    But conservatives think it's
    A mortal sin







    But I spoofed Obama's "lazy" gaffe
    And proved that even I could laugh
    At my over-the-top stupidity
    And now I'm here to see
    If even one in three
    Of you Iowans
    Might somehow vote for me







    CHORUS #1: 'Cause they may be right
    I may be stupid
    But it just may be a shit-for-brains
    You're looking for
    Can't wait to fight
    I'm fuckin' crazy
    They may be wrong
    For all I know
    But they may be right







    Now you all know I like to schmooze
    I'll kiss the ass of dirty Jews
    I'll even dance the hora for a fee
    Although I can't do it well
    And it don't take much to tell
    That the rabbis all will point and laugh at me





    I'm a fundie fucktard Zionist
    Proud of all the kosher ass I've kissed
    I see Star Of David panties
    In my sleep
    I'm like Dumbyass on the meth
    I scare normal folks to death
    But I'm only half as smart
    And twice as cheap







    CHORUS #2: And they may be right
    I may be stupid
    But it just may be a shit-for-brains
    You're looking for
    Can't wait to kill
    All those little brown babies
    They may be wrong
    For all I know
    But they may be right



    ---CGO 12/2011.











    ROMNEY THE POLBOT



    (to the tune of "Frosty The Snowman")



    by CGO







    Romney The Polbot
    Was a soulless golem clone
    Programmed by the Jew
    For a win or two
    Or a White House of his own





    Romney The Polbot
    Was a Mormon
    So they say
    So he tried to be
    Oh-so-"White Bread"-y
    But it just got in his way





    CHORUS #1: There couldn't beat a human heart
    Beneath that sculpted chest
    But when it came to kissing whigger ass
    Ol' Romney was the best!





    Romney The Polbot
    Was afraid of Newt The Grinch
    Though he was a schill
    He could get quite ill
    And would do so
    In a pinch





    Romney The Polbot
    Thought he'd take him down a peg
    But he sure looked gay
    In his soulless way
    When he grabbed Bret Baier's leg





    CHORUS #2: He pissed and moaned
    And quiffed and whined
    And begged that chimp to stop
    Yet he has the gall to wonder why
    His polls all seem to flop?





    Dumpity-dump dump!
    Dumpity-dump dump!
    Watch his polls go plop!
    Dumpity-dump dump!
    Dumpity-dump dump!
    Phony as RoboCop!



    Flushity-flush flush!
    Flushity-flush flush!
    Will that polbot cry?
    Flushity-flush flush!
    Flushity-flush!
    Will he rust that polbot eye?



    ---CGO 12/2011.











    PRAISE YE THE NEWT



    by CGO







    Praise ye the Newt! Allelujah!
    Praise ye the Newt! Allelujah!
    Praise ye the Newt! Allelujah!
    Praise ye the Newt!



    He'll bring the War! Allelujah!
    He'll bring the War! Allelujah!
    He'll bring the War! Allelujah!
    He'll bring the War!



    ZOGland will burn! Allelujah!
    ZOGland will burn! Allelujah!
    ZOGland will burn! Allelujah!
    ZOGland will burn!



    ---CGO 12/2011.









    CAN'T YOU SMELL THE RACE WAR COMIN'?

    (to the tune of Carl Klang's "Can't You Feel The Kingdom Coming?")

    by CGO



    Gingrich called
    Out the coons
    He stuck it to
    Those black baboons
    He laid it all right out
    For everyone to see



    Hundreds cheered
    Williams cringed
    He very nearly pissed himself
    Because he thought
    They'd lynch an uppity monkey



    CHORUS: Can't you smell the race war comin'?
    Can't you smell the niggers risin'?
    Can't you sense their putrid stench
    Blown on the Southern breeze?
    You better get your shit together
    And batten down for stormy weather
    'Cause soon you'll be contending
    With pissed off Obamonkeys



    Now they know
    That he can win
    Soon you'll see
    The fun begin
    Jungle drums are beating
    All across this land



    They'll loot and burn
    And kill and rape
    If they think
    That's what it takes
    To stop White folks
    From electing
    "Dat bad ol' White man!"



    REPEAT CHORUS



    TAG: He'll scare them
    And rile them
    He'll drive them
    To distraction
    Then they'll rise
    And they'll fight
    But they'll lose!
    Those jigaboos!



    REPEAT CHORUS



    ---CGO 1/22/2012.













    THE MAGICAL FIGGER MARCH

    (AKA The Ballad Of Rick Santorum)

    by CGO



    Figarelli!
    Brown and smelly!
    Vote for Figarelli!
    Figarelli!
    Figarelli!
    Figarelli's for you!



    If you want Da Papa
    To be runnin' all our lives-a!
    Figarelli!
    Figarelli!
    Figarelli will do!



    Contraception!
    Contraception!
    Contraception is wrong-a!



    Masturbation!
    Masturbation!
    Masturbation is bad!



    Evolution!
    Evolution!
    Evolution's OK now!



    Suck-a dick-a!
    Suck-a dick-a!
    Suck a dick! It's alright!



    Sodomize an altar boy!
    No one will raise an eyebrow!
    Vote for me-a!
    Vote for me!
    If you think that is right!




    Figarelli!
    Brown and smelly!
    Vote for Figarelli!
    Figarelli!
    Figarelli!
    Figarelli's for you!



    If you want Da Papa
    To be ruinin' all our lives-a!
    Figarelli!
    Figarelli!
    Figarelli will do!



    ---CGO 2/27/2012.









    A LITTLE BIT SLEAZY

    (to the tune of "A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock & Roll")

    by CGO



    NEWT: I'm a little bit sleazy!
    MITT: And I'm a little bit elitist, too!
    RICK: I'm a little bit theocratic!
    NEWT & MITT: And that's scarin' lots of voters
    Away from you!



    NEWT: I'm a little bit Southern!
    MITT: I'm an arrogant Yankee twit!
    NEWT & MITT: At least we can both pass
    For White men!
    RICK: I'm the color of a big diarrhea shit!



    NEWT: I'm a little bit shameless!
    MITT: And I'm a little bit out of touch!
    NEWT, MITT, & RICK: And I guess that's why the voters
    Don't like any of us too much!
    Yeah, I guess that's why the voters
    Don't like any of us too much!



    ---CGO 2/29/2012.



    IF YOU STILL LOVE AMERIKA, YOU'RE A NIGGER-LOVER!!! ---CGO. 1/20/'09.



    "Lay down your silver and your gold
    I am a man who won't be sold
    And even when my heart grows cold
    I'll curse your evil stranglehold."---Horslips, from "Trouble With A Capital 'T'", 1977.

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