This thread concerns the muzak of The [Bowel] Movement Turd, and is hereby designated The Movement Turd Top Forty. (Even though there is no forty songs jewst yet, although for the The Movement Turd is contemplating many a several parody songs ala The Flush Rimblow Show or jewry Springer.)
The number one song to start out the show is 'Whigger Problem.' So far the ending song is 'Florian Geyer/The Black Company.' But there are numerous places for parody or topical songs sung karaoke-style on The Movement Turd. Tom Metzger isn't the only one who loves karaoke -- it used to be one of Pastor Lindstedt's favorite activities at the Fulton State NutHouse, along with learning how to play bass guitar.
So enjoy!!! -- (Or not.)
Hail Victory!!!
Pastor Martin Luther Dzerzhinsky Lindstedt
Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations of Missouri http://whitenationalist.org/forum
Last edited by PastorLindstedt; 08-16-2010 at 10:39 PM.
The Wunnerfool Thang Aboot Whiggers,
Is Whiggers Are Dumb-Assed Thangs.
Theyz heads is made out of shit,
Theyz butts is bootable thangs.
Chorus:
Theyz fuked up, fuked up, fuked up, fuked up,
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
But the Most Typpycull Thang about Whiggers,
Is they 'think' they's the only One.
The Typpycull Thang aboot Whiggers,
Is Whiggers can't shut theyz yaps.
Theyz loaded with bull and with shit,
They give dances in jewr laps.
Chorus:
Theyz fuked up, fuked up, fuked up, fuked up,
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
But the Most Typpycull Thang about Whiggers,
Is they 'think' they's the only One.
Whiggers is fuked up fellows,
Whiggers is awfully dumb,
Whiggers don't know where theyz' going,
Oh when itz time to cum, cum, cum.
The Wunnerfool Thang Aboot Whiggers,
Is Whiggers Are Dumb-Assed Thangs.
Theyz heads is made out of shit,
Theyz butts is bootable thangs.
Chorus:
Theyz fuked up, fuked up, fuked up, fuked up,
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
But the Most Typpycull Thang about Whiggers,
Is they 'think' they's the only One.
Musical Interlude:
Whiggers is fuked up fellows,
Whiggers is awfully dumb,
Whiggers don't know where theyz' going,
Oh when itz time to cum, cum, cum.
The Typpycull Thang aboot Whiggers,
Is Whiggers can't shut theyz yaps.
Theyz loaded with bull and with shit,
They give dances in jewr laps.
Chorus:
Theyz fuked up, fuked up, fuked up, fuked up,
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
But the Most Typpycull Thang about Whiggers,
Is they 'think' they's the only One.
. . . . 5. You are vile. As ex-Navy, I'm used to people who curse like... well... a sailor. I've got a bit of a potty mouth myself. However, you take things to a such point that I have to conclude you have the manners and mindset of a field nigger. Your obsession with piss and shit 24/7 compounded with your repeated references to rape make me re-assess your molestation charges; in the beginning I immediately discounted the charge since I have a reasonable grasp on how ZOG flies... now I have to wonder what sort of home you operate. . . . .
Victor Switzer/Spictor Sphincter was in the Navy . . . and learned all about sanctimony there, until Die Sphincter-Void met Billy . . . . then it was like old tymes . . . .
All hail the power of Jesus' name!
Let angels prostrate fall.
Bring forth the royal diadem
And Hail Him Lord God of all
Bring forth the royal diadem
And Hail Him Lord God of all
Ye chosen seed of Israel's race
Ye ransomed from the fall
Hail Him who saves you by His grace
And Hail Him Lord God of all
Hail Him who saves you by His grace
And Hail Him Lord God of all
Raise up the crown, rise on the praises
Rest on the brow of the King of the ages
O that with yonder sacred throng
We at His feet may fall
We'll join the everlasting song
And Hail Him Lord God of all
We'll join the everlasting song
And Hail Him Lord God of all
I was hornier than Kunta Kinte at a Victoria's Secret shoot
That night I strolled on into my mudshark sister's projects flat lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since on Klan of Mamzers spying for ZOG on Ron Edwards.
I had picked up this shitskin that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to nigger blubber lips,
paper-bag shitskin and slant gook eyes.
Name was Bryan.
Yes, the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
Yes, the coontang is so much wetter when the niglet is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When Sheniqua grinds me against its will
Yes the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "Sally Hemmings",
my niglet nieces come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Sheniqua and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about humpin' you like Massa Thom."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her tang like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're shaped like a beach ball.
Yes, the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
Yes, the coontang is so much wetter when the niglet is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When LaTeesha grinds me against its will
Yes the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
So, LaTeesha's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Bill Finck
is jackhammering Eliar James in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Dickie Barrett gives birth to something
resembling a shitskin jew golem with a wet mangina and a three-inch ladystick?"
Well, two nickle bags, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm slappin' my mumps nuts in coon town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at sister's trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she still was munching down on baby formula.
Yes, the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
Yes, the coontang is so much wetter when the niglet is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When LeRoya grinds me against its will
Yes the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I went to the SAIC's,
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "$PLC",
when I saw Sheniqua starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good ZOGbot would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and knead the one-eyed gopher when your mumps nuts
expands while driving back to the projects.
I never thought missing niglets could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
Yes, the coontang is so much wetter when the niglet is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When Kimbya grinds me against its will
Yes the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
Last edited by PastorLindstedt; 06-02-2011 at 03:33 AM.
My goal is to convert and edjewmacate those who are open to the [s]will of Klunt & her Meercat Markkk Downey and the teachings of of their jewnitarian 'No-Devil' baal-priest doctrine while pretending to be Dual-Seedline. I'm such an 85 IQ (on a good day), 250-lbs of dogshit in a 150-lb sack, alleged niglet-niece molesting delusional mumps-nutted KookKluddKlown snitching Son of Belial.
A Pub[l]ic Service Announcement From the Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations of Missouri
Listening to the latest PC stupid shit -- this time from the Retards -- really pissed me off. Since when do they and the rest of subhuman offal get to tell White men what to do?
I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers...no siree!
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
You know it...cause I show it
Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
And the NAACP
Would sure like to get a-hold of nigger-hatin' me!
Roses are red, and violet's are blue
And nigger's are black, you know that's true
But they don't mind, cause what the heck!
You gotta be black to get a welfare check!
And I'm broke...no joke
I ain't got a nickel for a coke!
And I ain't black, you see
So Uncle Sam won't help poor nigger-hatin' me.
Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...where are you?
I's here in the woodpile...watchin' you
Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...come out!
No! Cause I'm scared of the white man's a-way down South
You know it!...cause I show it.
Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
And the NAACP
Can't keep you away from little old nigger-hatin' me!
Mirror, mirror...on the wall
Who is the blackest of them all?
A man named King, and there ain't no doubt
That he's causin' lots of trouble with his baboon mouth.
Brewin' . . . he's a doin'
It's caused by the trouble he's a-brewin'
And the NAACP
Can't win if the white men stick with nigger-hatin' me!
Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?
When are we whites gonna have our day?
The nigger's had there's such a long, long time
I'm white, and it's time that I had mine!
You know it...cause I show it!
Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
And the NAACP
Can't win if the white man sticks with nigger-hatin' me!
What do you get when you fuck with jews?
A kike with a plan to burst jewr bubble
That's what jew'll get for all jewr trouble
I'll never fuck with jews again
No, no I'll never fuck with jews again
Whadda ya do when you kill a kike?
You do the entire world a great big favor
Don't matter worth a shit as to kike flavor
I'll never fuck with jews again
Dontcha know that I'll never fuck with jews again?
Don't tell me what it's all about
'cause I've been there and I know kike snout
Out of those chains, jew chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fuck with jews?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So far at least until tomorrow
I'll never fuck with jews again
No, no, I'll never fuck with jews again!
Ahh, out of those chains, kike chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fuck with jews . . .
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So far at least until tomorrow
I'll . . . never fuck with jews a-gain
No no, I'll never fuck with jews a-gain
Oy vey I'll never fuck with jews . . . a-gain
Last edited by PastorLindstedt; 07-12-2012 at 03:18 AM.
I love ripping out a songcrime parody. Here goes...
Imagine there's no ghetto
It's easy if you try
No negro problem
Around us only Whites
Imagine all the shitlibs
With nothing left to say... Aha-ah...
Imagine there's no NASA
It isn't hard to do
No sheboons doing that maff stuff
And no Wakanda, too
Imagine black utopia
Haha I'm pulling your leg... You...
You may say I'm a fascist
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And deport the POX one by one
Imagine no jungle jive
I wonder if you can
No rap or gangs or muh dik
A brotherhood of aryan man
Imagine all the niggers
Back in Africa... ByoooOOOOOtifuuulll...
You may say I'm a danger
But I'm not 13 do 61
I hope someday you'll see the light
An ethnostate for Whites alone
The Movement Turd Top Forty
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