The Turner Diaries

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Originally Posted by Hadding http://www.originaldissent.com/forum…3604#post83604 Quote: Originally Posted by PastorLindstedt http://www.originaldissent.com/forum…3521#post83521 Well, keep them comments and love for Cousin Randy cummin’ y’all. Cousin Randy needs to know that he hasn’t had that much loving since he run off and broke Ewelene’s little wooly-headed heart. Is he really your cousin? If not, how do you know him?

That is the problem with you Net-Nutzi over-edjewmacated intellecshuls: You need to get out more and meet the peasantry, er, rednecks, er, Southron Yeomanry.

Below is an account as to how me and Randy Turner’s ‘Cousin Swillis’ Gumpf Turner got his Cousin Randy to behave:

Pastor Martin LD Lindstedt CJCC/AN

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Me and Cousin Swillis Visit Cousin Randy Turner’s Book Signing
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The Turner Diaries Rules, The Turner Report Drools!!!

http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh…=1421#post1421
http://www.originaldissent.com/forum…3663#post83663
http://stumbleinn.net/forum/showthre…150#post231150
http://cpm.freehostia.com/forum/show…=2994#post2994
http://cjcc-an.blogspot.com/2010/01/…it-cousin.html

When me and Randy Turner’s Cousin Swillis Gumpf Turner heard that this gliberal whigger faggot Cousin Randy was going to have a book signing at Hastings’ Book Store in jewplin over his lying book, ‘jewspaper Daze’ which Cousin Swillis had already reviewed, why Cousin Swillis wanted to actually read Cousin Randy’s lying mass of shit. Yup, Cousin Randy was doubtless gonna lie about how the lying bastard had been driven from the jewspaper industry and sent to molest the little skulls full of mush at the whigger factory, also known as the pub[l]ic skrewl system. Cousin Swillis, a fair, yet stern man, was gonna actually read Cousin Randy’s kikeshit before writing about what a lying sack of shit his Cousin Randy was. But, Cousin Randy and Cousin Swillis don’t like each other too much since Cousin Randy jilted Ewelene and left her broken hearted, and prey to looking for love in every mangy hound with a pecker.

Ewelene still misses Cousin Randy, the slut!!!

When we got to Hastings, Roxie refused to go in to see Randy Turner. She said that Randy Turner, while in her high skrule class, was a stuck-up asshole who thought his shit didn’t stink, even though it did. Randy Turner was a first-class nothing, except a suck-up who would kiss the asses of the teachers and smarm off to everyone else, except the big boys who could and would whup his ass. Cousin Swillis in the back seat agreed. Roxie said that Randy Turner wasn’t anyone to screw the girleys. Cousin Swillis asked what they had that Ewelene didn’t have. Roxie said that the reason she don’t go to high-skrewl reunions is because Randy Turner goes to every one and is still an asshole. Cousin Swillis said ‘ditto.’ Roxie said that she didn’t want to go inside to see Randy Turner. Cousin Swillis said that he wanted to beat Cousin Randy’s ass.

So I said that there was no sense in anyone doing something that they didn’t want to do (looking at Roxie) or which would end up having to bail them out (looking at Cousin Swillis) or would put any extra money in that gliberal whigger butthole fag Randy Turner’s pocket (looking at my wallet). I would go in and have Randy Turner sign his latest lying book for both me and Cousin Swillis. So I picked up the hardcopy of Cousin Swillis’ review and walked in.

Well, Randy Turner was surrounded by whoreds of ugly skank fag-hags. I don’t know what it is about them gordas, but when they can’t get any whigger dick, they want nigger or beaner dick that they are not supposed to have. I didn’t see the skank with the Michael Jackson fetish, or the fairly good looking one that looked like she would fit in on a Stevie Nicks LP album cover, but I did see a number of the sort of fag-hag lesboskanks common in a creative writing class, wherein I was the only critter with a dick, and still no grabbers or groupers.

Anyway, I walked up to where Randy Turner was forted-up behind his paperbacks and said that me and his Cousin Swillis wanted to buy a book from him to review further. Cousin Swillis had written a review based upon Cousin Randy’s synopsis. Randy Turner snarled that he knew who Cousin Swillis was. The Neosho Fuktards had ratted me out. What to say?

So I decided to brazen it out. I told Randy Turner that his Cousin Swillis had written a review and I wanted him to see it. Randy Turner said, “I know what he wrote!!!” in a tone which said that Swillis’ Cousin Randy was not amused. “Well, are you too chickenshit to accept his work to enjoy as much as Cousin Swillis did when he wrote it?” With little grace, Randy Turner took the hardcopy of around seven pages.

“So if I buy your book, will you dedicate it to your Cousin Swillis?” I asked. “No,” snarled Cousin Randy, “I won’t. You’ll take what I write. And I won’t talk anything further with you (or Cousin Swillis) at all.” Oh, well, if that’s the way itz gonna be. So I nodded at Randy Turner to go ahead and sign his name, although I had hoped to get Cousin Randy to write to his Cousin Swillis: You keep on pitching, Cousin Swillis!!! To which then Cousin Swillis would write: “And I’ll keep on catchin’!!!” atop his Cousin Randy’s signature.

Anyway, I went and paid for the book. Randy Turner looked like he would croak of apoplexy and I could only hope so. He was all red-faced and clearly annoyed and his lesboskank fag-hags were looking around in the air, anywhere but at myself or Cousin Randy.

So, I went back to the car and told Roxie and Cousin Swillis what had happened with me and Cousin Randy. Cousin Swillis swore, “Damn that cocksucking sheep-loving&leaving Son of Belial. Gimme the damned sales receipt.” Well, not wanting to chance not being able to take the book back if it was a bigger dog than I suspected it was, I palmed off a McDonald’s receipt onto Cousin Swillis. Cousin Swillis, his face thunderous, stomped out of the car and into the Hastings.

Cousin Swillis came back five minutes later looking like the cat who ate the canary. “We ain’t gonna have to make a quick getaway, are we?” “”Nope,” said Randy Turner’s Cousin Swillis. “Me and Cousin Randy discussed it peacefully, man to faggot, and I put in a quick ‘cum to Jesus’ request and Cousin Randy seen the light. Cousin Randy wrote down what I asked and inquired as to how Ewelene was doing and promised to cum over with flowers for Ewelene next time he was in Newtonia. All is well with me and Cousin Randy.”

Then Randy Turner’s Cousin Swillis handed me the receipt:

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The Turner Diaries RULES, The Turner Report drools

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What to say? What COULD I say? ‘Cousin’ Swillis Gumpf Turner sure looks like a typpycull Ozarkian inbred Neanderthal, but he gets things done. And I am NOT a Man of YHWH who argues with results!

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Hello World! Ah’s Swillis Gumpf Turner!!!

Swillis Gumpf Turner
Cousin Randy is a gliberal whigger butthole fag!!!

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Hail Victory!!!

Pastor Martin Luther Dzerzhinsky Lindstedt
Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations of Missouri
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